- Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off
*groooan* Ok ok, enough "road" jokes. Here are a few others, and if they don't make you smile then you woke up on the wrong side of the coop today!
- Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!
Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!
Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!
Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!
Ooooh boy. We hope that made you laugh. It sure dragged a chuckle out of us, albeit with a few groans and rolling eyes. :)
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